I was starting to think this page was just for me.
Welcome to my homepage! It's a pleasure to have you here.
As my guest, I owe you a moment of brutal honesty: There is no content here. Not a little. Not some. None. There are no contact forms, no ads, no cookies, no social media, and no analytics. Not even a newsletter to subscribe to.
Trust me, I checked!
At this point, you might be understandably suspicious. You're probably thinking: "Wait a minute, he is just extremely lazy! Or maybe he forgot to finish this!"
No! Not at all! This is the finished product. The glorious outcome of excessive dedication. A celebration of the void. An intentional monument to digital emptiness.
So please, take a moment. Breathe in this rare space where nothing is expected of you. And drop by whenever you like! The emptiness isn’t going anywhere.
Sincerely yours,
with all due formalities and just a hint of dramatic flair,
Tom